Re: The currupt a wish thread

newbi Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:07 am

you end up in a gay porn movie

I wish my computer chair was comfotable

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:17 am

Its comfortable to you, but thers is a d!ck poking out of it

I wish I was at the beach

KrtyL Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:22 am

RatedR wrote:You stop getting messages from fat chicks, but gay guys find out about you and start messaging you

I wish i were in a movie

you get in the movie and 10 secs in, you die

I wish this server was up! :O

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:24 am

Your out of oder so you die..then the server comes up

Im soo thirsty

HighOnDrugs Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:28 am

mikak wrote:Your out of oder so you die..then the server comes up

Im soo thirsty

You get water, but it turns out it's pee =O

I wish people would stop spamming this forum =O

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:29 am

People stop spaming this forum, but then they spam your computer with porn

I wish it was less than 2 more hours until server ready

HighOnDrugs Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:38 am

mikak wrote:People stop spaming this forum, but then they spam your computer with porn

I wish it was less than 2 more hours until server ready

I got nothing cause I wish it was too xD

newbi Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:42 am

the server comes up in 2 hours, but GM decided to schedule a wipe the next day

i wish i had some cookies

Veritas Wed Jun 18, 2008 8:52 am

U get your cookies, but they are actually penis's u are putting in your mouth, so u die..

I wish I was a penguin.

newbi Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:02 am

wow, you guys need to get penis off you minds (sickos)

you become a penguin, but you get killed by a mob of little girls trying to touch you

I wish you guys would stop using the word penis in your replys

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:17 am

We stop using penises in our replys but all them end up in your mouth and butt

I wish i had a new TV

HighOnDrugs Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:30 am

mikak wrote:We stop using penises in our replys but all them end up in your mouth and butt

I wish i had a new TV

You get a TV, but it only show programs with penises =O

I wish I could fall asleep

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:31 am

You fall asleep but can only dream about penises

Ok, wish i could get perverted thoughts out of my head

HighOnDrugs Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:40 am

mikak wrote:You fall asleep but can only dream about penises

Ok, wish i could get perverted thoughts out of my head

You get perverted thoughts out of your head but instead you start to think about trees

I wish My 30 inch penis was shorter =O

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 9:44 am

Your penis gets shorter then ends up going in like a vagina, and you get abducted by Micheal Jackson and then he takes you to his evil layer in Saudi arabia where he rapes innocent men with vaginas and then turns them into oil, and sells it to Americans, which then causes a great contrversy across the world by driving the cost of adult men vagina fuel up because of the shortage world-wide. Knowing this Micheal Jackson decideds to clone himself over and over until he can rape every man transvestite in the world and be the leader in manly vagina raping fuel to sell to America to build more Wonderlands for kids.

I wish my mind wouldnt wander so much into useless thoughts..

KrtyL Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:06 am

mikak wrote:Your penis gets shorter then ends up going in like a vagina, and you get abducted by Micheal Jackson and then he takes you to his evil layer in Saudi arabia where he rapes innocent men with vaginas and then turns them into oil, and sells it to Americans, which then causes a great contrversy across the world by driving the cost of adult men vagina fuel up because of the shortage world-wide. Knowing this Micheal Jackson decideds to clone himself over and over until he can rape every man transvestite in the world and be the leader in manly vagina raping fuel to sell to America to build more Wonderlands for kids.

I wish my mind wouldnt wander so much into useless thoughts..

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:09 am

cant say anything to that?

you Shocked

then you get a d!ck popped in your eye and it looks like this pirat

I wish my phone would stop breaking

RatedR Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:13 am

Your phone stops breaking but you cant pay for the service

I wish this people in this thread would stop going too far >.<

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:14 am

They stop going to far, and then no more children are born.....

I wish my X would stop messaging me

Veritas Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:18 am

She stops messaging you, but then gives u herpes in a bizzare accident.

I wish everybody who reads this dies.

newbi Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:19 am

your ex stops messaging you, and starts stalking you

I wish i wasent bored

mikak Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:23 am

your not bored, so you decide to experiment with gay old men and chains

I wish i was done with this.......

newbi Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:18 am

you are done with it... girls that is, only men for you from now on

I wish i had a G4 jet

Darth Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:30 am

newbi wrote:you are done with it... girls that is, only men for you from now on

I wish i had a G4 jet

u get ur jet, but theres no jet fuel in the world

i wish i dint have final exame tomorrow at 7am

newbi Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:33 am

you exman is delayed untill 7:10 AM

I wish my jet was magical and didnt need jet fuel

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